There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another which states that this has already happened.
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The Restaurant at the End of the Universe by Douglass Adams. (via cassandraful)
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You can’t choose your sense of humor; it’s like sexuality. You can’t pretend to laugh at something you don’t find funny. It’s very peculiar. It’s very personal.
What’s the worst possible thing you can call a woman? Don’t hold back, now.
You’re probably thinking of words like slut, whore, bitch, cunt (I told you not to hold back!), skank.
Okay, now, what are the worst things you can call a guy? Fag, girl, bitch, pussy. I’ve even heard the term “mangina.”
Notice anything? The worst thing you can call a girl is a girl. The worst thing you can call a guy is a girl. Being a woman is the ultimate insult. Now tell me that’s not royally fucked up.
If women can’t do anything right anyway, you might as well do what you fucking well please
