Made of Random

Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the progress that has been made in the last 30 years, many foreign people still speak in foreign languages.

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—	Dave Barry (via 24freedinners)

24freedinners:

ameliamagritte:(Taken with instagram)

24freedinners:

suicideblonde: put on a record

penelope-taynt:

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another which states that this has already happened.

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—	The Restaurant at the End of the Universe by Douglass Adams. (via cassandraful)